twoleftfeet 5:18 Sun Sep 13
Gender reveal parties.
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When did this nonsense become a thing?
I was sitting in my garden listening to the cricket when BANG a small explosion in next doors garden followed by a mass of pink paper landing on my lawn.
It’s so fucking American! And I thought babies weren’t supposed to have genders now?
Mad world.
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gph
10:50 Mon Sep 14
Re: Gender reveal parties.
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There are two genders.
It's bring a bottle.
And you have to leave as soon as you've brought the bottle, because of local* Covid regulations.
*Very local Covid regulations
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eusebiovic
9:22 Mon Sep 14
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arsene york-hunt 7:57 Mon Sep 14
You can add LEAVERS sweatshirts to that list...
You have the name of everybody in your last year at secondary within a big number on the back of the sweatshirt...(let's say 20) in the style of a jock who plays for the gridiron team.
I wouldn't want to wear anything with the names of the utter shitcunts that I had the misfortune of being schooled with.
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Hammer and Pickle
9:08 Mon Sep 14
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Whatever.
Did you and mother enjoy your birthday party together, Coneson?
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Johnson
9:03 Mon Sep 14
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Is this your desperate attempt to try and get even? I have to say it’s going very well.
The app is called Grindr and it’s for homosexuals, so I wouldn’t know what you do on there ask someone else if you’re keen to feel a man again. I know it’s been a while.
Is this a prelude to you hitting homoerotic scales of drunkenness tonight?
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Hammer and Pickle
8:56 Mon Sep 14
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So Coneboy, now I've got your attention - when you go onto one of them dating sites like Grinder.
Do you REVEAL YOUR TRUE GENDER?
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Nurse Ratched
8:53 Mon Sep 14
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Els bels! No need for that...
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Hammer and Pickle
8:53 Mon Sep 14
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Obsess?
How can one obsess about something that doesn't exist?
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Johnson
8:47 Mon Sep 14
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Why is it whenever I’ve mugged you off and you’ve had a drink do you obsess about my sex life?
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Capitol Man
8:45 Mon Sep 14
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Nurse Ratched 8:30 Mon Sep 14
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Stick it UP THE KHYBER.
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Hammer and Pickle
8:34 Mon Sep 14
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You ought to try it some time - you might even GET LAID one day in the process.
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Johnson
8:32 Mon Sep 14
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Top Googling Thickle
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Hammer and Pickle
8:32 Mon Sep 14
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Ah OK - the Carry On films actor.
Died in 1988.
Yes I'm sure he'd find you appalling, Conehead.
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Nurse Ratched
8:30 Mon Sep 14
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Cap Man, I intend to CARRY ON.
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Capitol Man
8:30 Mon Sep 14
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He seemed to like it very much.
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Capitol Man
8:29 Mon Sep 14
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Nurse Ratched 8:12 Mon Sep 14
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How dare you! That's snide of ham's given moniker.
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Johnson
8:24 Mon Sep 14
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Of course you’ve never heard of him, he’s part of a British institution and you’re Polish after all.
Maybe learn a bit about our culture before you start your lecturing.
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Hammer and Pickle
8:16 Mon Sep 14
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Never even heard of him - try not to react in this silly way Ratched. It only shows you're floundering.
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Nurse Ratched
8:12 Mon Sep 14
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You're a poor man's Charles Hawtrey.
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Hammer and Pickle
8:09 Mon Sep 14
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There's no point in beating around the bush because the main, central thing about the AmericaniZation of British culture is not FUCKING GENDER REVEAL PARTIES but populism, the dumbing-down standard and Brexit led by arseholes like the BLIND GARGOYLE OF BARNARD CASTLE who is nothing but a poor-man's Steve BANNON.
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arsene york-hunt
7:57 Mon Sep 14
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These parties are held in the uK by:
People who think Fiends is funny
People who say for Christ's sakes
People who celebrate Halloween
People who dial 911 for an emergency
People who have Baby Showers
People who follow US Rugby (NFL0)and say "us" or "we" when refering to one of teams
People who say "Diddly Sqat"
People who say "Can I get?"
People who say "Uni"
People who celebrate Thanksgiving
People who organise school proms.
People who call secondary school High school.
There are so many cunts and the list above is not exhaustive..
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eusebiovic
6:32 Mon Sep 14
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Sounds a bit Third Reichian/ Golden Youth to me...
No surprise really, most of their ideas were filtered through the Uncle Scam trojan horse for public consumption and here we are...
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